I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There r osticjed everywhere
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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