Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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