i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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