if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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