My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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