David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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