Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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