Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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