physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Randomize
