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say what?
wanna hang out?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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