Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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