I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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