Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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