i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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