Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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