It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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