ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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