I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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