She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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