If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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