Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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