I wish I only lived at night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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