you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he thought i was a dude.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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