As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Drake has all the answers
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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