remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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