The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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