Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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