omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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