I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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