You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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