I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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