I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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