worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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