you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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