Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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