so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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