if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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