How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how do flat chested girls get laid?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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