Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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