She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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