dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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