if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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