like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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