That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My ass is underappreciated
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
