i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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