I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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