Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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