I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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