I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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