My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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